On Simps

There is nothing worse than a simp.

“Gorgeous!”

“SO beautiful….”

😍

But what is a simp?

Simp: A man that puts too much value on women for no reason .

We currently live in the golden age of simping.

Men across the world now have access to the two Simpcaliburs:

  1. Social Media
  2. Online Dating
Exhibit A: Tinder Simp welcoming friend zone at the cost of his dignity.
Exhibit B: Simp rewarding IG thottery w/ attention/praise
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Exhibit C: Famous Youtuber Idubbbz praising his gf’s onlyfans

Simps galore.

Yet they all share a very similar story….it goes something like this:

Once upon a time there was a little simp…

Growing up the simp watched many Disney films…

Many of these films introduced the simp to beautiful Disney princesses….

As the simp grew a little older he was told by his parents….

“son, someday you are going to make a woman very happy.”

The simp didn’t think much of it at the time…girls had cooties.

But finally the simp’s prepubescent days came to an end….

Testosterone flowing afresh through his veins…

It was time to find his Disney princess!

And so the young simp set out on his quest…

“You are so beautiful.”

Are you single?”

“I’d kill to be with a girl like you” 

Day and night the simp searched the land hoping to find his princess queen….

But the young simp had little luck.

“Why won’t these princess queens accept me? I compliment them on their beauty and do all I can to make them happy!

What gives?”

And this is the classic simp story.

The makeup of a simp lies squarely in the grey matter between his ears.

The simp has been conditioned to pedestalize women because of preplanted beliefs.

The Internal Beliefs of a Simp

The young simp believes:

  • Women are God’s one true gift to earth.
  • My value as a man is determined by how happy I can make a princess.
  • The more attention/praise I give a woman the more she will approve of me.
  • I have one soulmate on this earth….and I should prioritize finding her above all else.
  • I must prove myself to women. (rather than I am enough)

Usually these beliefs are planted in the simp at an early age through media/family/culture.

The simp fails to realize the massive opportunity cost of his ways.

The Effects of Simping

The late night dms,

the onlyfans subscriptions,

the cash apping women for existing,

the endless array of compliments…

there are two huge effects of all this simpery.

The first is micro and quite obvious.

If the simp spent half of the time he did chasing pussy on improving himself….his own life would be drastically altered.

The anti-simp has a different set of beliefs:

  • Life is God’s gift
  • My value is determined by how much value I can offer the world.
  • My attention and time are scarce and should not allocated to frivolous matters. 
  • The only person I have to prove anything to in this life is myself.

So on a micro level the anti-simp saves valuable time/resources which he can use to offer value to the world or improve his own condition.

If you are a simp and reading this I challenge you to commit one month of withdrawl from your simpy ways:

Instead of browsing instagram–>lift weights.

Instead of bar hopping–>Read a book.

Instead of paying for your only fans subscription–>Subscribe to an online course.

Instead of cashapping the tinder thot–>Invest/Save

Set some god damn goals.

Simping is pathetic…

We’ve all been guilty of it at some point in our lives.

But not only does simping negatively affect your own life it has added to the macro devaluation of men in the current shit show which is our dating market:

“The situation for women is something like an economy with some poor, some middle class, and some millionaires, the situation for men is closer to a world with a small number of super-billionaires surrounded by huge masses who possess almost nothing. According to the Hinge analyst:

On a list of 149 countries’ Gini indices provided by the CIA World Factbook, this would place the female dating economy as 75th most unequal (average—think Western Europe) and the male dating economy as the 8th most unequal (kleptocracy, apartheid, perpetual civil war—think South Africa).”

Source: https://quillette.com/2019/03/12/attraction-inequality-and-the-dating-economy/

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Areda is a simp.

You know that homeless bum begging you for the dime under the dirty floor mat in your car…

That is the same as simping.

In a dating market where most men are already undervalued because of the vast optionality presented to women by social media/online dating….

when you simp you are essentially begging for the scraps under the dirty mat.

On a macro scale imagine a world where there a millions of homeless bums harrassing you for that dirty dime.

That is the current state of our dating market.

A bunch of homeless bums trying to scrounge the last piece of meat off of a week old chicken bone:

Quartz reported on this finding, and also cited another article about an experiment with Tinder that claimed that that “the bottom 80% of men (in terms of attractiveness) are competing for the bottom 22% of women and the top 78% of women are competing for the top 20% of men.”

(source: https://quillette.com/2019/03/12/attraction-inequality-and-the-dating-economy/)

Pathetic.

“But Mikey, but Mikey….this is a MGTOW blog!Why would you even care about the silly dating market.”

That leads me to my next point.

The Case for MGTOW

MGTOW attracts a lot of angry men.

Whether it be men who were burned, divorce raped, or simply men who have decided that the risk/return of the dating market simply isn’t a worthwhile venture.

It’s understandable.

Imagine being spoonfed the belief that finding your soulmate/true love is the one thing that will make you happy in this life.

And then upon entering the dating market….you find yourself competing in environment of apartheid inequality.

One where you can be a completely normal guy–>Healthy, educated, and socially calibrated…

And the one thing that disqualifies you from your princess is that you’re not 6 ft 2 with a 1000 followers on instagram. (There is no princess).

Or imagine taking those beliefs and letting them lead you to 20 years of marriage with the first woman that lands in your lap…

never taught to qualify a woman before making such a legally life changing decision.

And then after building a lucrative career she divorces you for half of everything you own….

All because those early simp seeds blossomed in that brain of yours.

The anger is justified!

But none of that anger would be necessary if these young simps had commenced with a different philosophy.

MGTOW should be the starting point….

I will go more into this in another article, but to keep it simple…

Early in life a young man should have a set of priorities that far exceed the importance of women…

Instead, he should go his own way and focus on things like:

  • Exploring his interests/hobbies
  • Building valuable skills
  • Undertaking Rites of passage
  • Building his body/participating in athletics
  • Tying his manhood to all things outside of chasing pussy
  • Finding his purpose

My goal of this blog is not to lead a bunch of angry men down the path of depopulation.

My goal is to help men achieve self mastery while navigating a world which encourages the opposite.

It’s not about hating women…it’s about navigating a world that has castrated men.

I have received messages from many men on twitter saying that they would like to have a family….

But they feel that the current feminist ran world has brought out the worst of female nature beyond repair…

I received an email from a young man saying….”I have stopped caring about people and life in general.”

The repair starts with men.

It starts with individuals like you deciding to aim for self control.

To stop simping.

There was once a time when society shamed promiscuous women….slut shaming it was called.

But today that is not the case.

Promiscuity is celebrated….and exploring sexuality with random partners is an expression of liberation rather than recognized as the poor impulse control that it is.

Today  we need a new form of shaming…

Simp shaming.

Talk to you soon brothers.

 

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