Online Dating: A Dumpster Fire

It’s inevitable.

The world is moving digital.

COVID-19 has cemented the role online dating will play in our already toxic dating culture.

I am sure many of you reading this have already had some encounter on the dating cesspools we call Tinder and Bumble.

And yet still…

Many guys will return to these “dating” platforms seeking to fulfill their lusts or find a potential long-term mate.

Or after a bad breakup guys will return to swiping through the swamp to see if they can scavenge a rebound.

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Quite the catch

Inevitably they will end up swiping through women like the one above.

“800 credit score.”

“No ass.”


“3 Kids”

How can you not swipe right?

This is the type of women the majority of men are competing for online….

And yet men continue to waste their scarce resource of time on these apps.

 Online Dating: The Archetypes


1.The Obese woman….w/ “high self esteem”

The decision to opt out of modern dating is a personal choice.

However, if you choose to opt in it is more than likely that you will cross paths with more than a few land whales.

“Captain…the whale has found land!”

Because remember. To attract a man in 2020 there are only two things a woman must do:

  1. Be pleasant
  2. Don’t be fat. 

So for those ladies who tilt the BMI scale…the natural realm for dating tends to be the apps.

I was taking my dog for a walk just the other day and I couldn’t help but notice a couple holding hands….

An obese woman leading the way with her fit, normal looking boyfriend.

Too common

Seems to be a trend.

These “curvy women” typically carry high self esteem.

Referring to themselves as “goddesses” and “queens” (although their BMI measures otherwise).

And if you have a preference for skinny girls…

Well then you’re just “not man enough” for a good old bbw.

Selfies from the neck up are the hallmark of this online archetype….

Neck up selfie—>Fat

Obesity….an atrocity that plagues all online dating apps.


2. Tinder: The single mother factory. 

I recall an abundance of single mothers from my pre-MGTOW online dumpster diving.

“Looking for a real man.”

“Not into games.”

“Not here for hookups!”

“My kids come first.”


If the bios of these single mothers read honestly:

“I had unprotected sex with dozens of men….I either don’t know who the father is, or can’t get him to commit….

Please provide for me.”

Never should a self respecting man provide for a single mother.

Another bottom 20% niche of women which 80% of men are competing for.

This is the nature of online dating: Men who are otherwise healthy, intelligent, or rather just regular guys….compete with their time and attention for subpar women.

A losing game.

Instagram: The land of narcissism and self promotion.

Perhaps the obese single mothers have not led you to throw in the towel just yet.

The third archetype the online lust chaser runs into is the attention seeker/self promoter.

Free cash


These women do not view Tinder as a hookup platform.

They do not view bumble as a way to secure a potential provider.

These apps are orbiter collecting machines.

Women boost their followings on social media accounts by shilling their instagram handle in their bio.

If it’s not a girl shilling her insta account, it’s another asking for free money on the cash app.

Imagine being such a simp to cash app random tinder women who view you as nothing more than a passive form of income (see Simp of The Week (#4)).

Do not swipe away your time on a bunch of self promoting narcissists.

Moving on to the fourth archetype.

The Feminazis

Ah yes,

These are the types flaunting their green hair.

The septum piercing.

And of course lovely virtue signaling throughout their bios.

“Make me some bacon.”

To think that these women have dozens of potential orbiters competing for their attention.

These types will say things like:

“Men are trash.”

“I hate kids.”

“I can do it myself…I don’t need no man.”

“Career woman.”

Dog mom.”

“Intersectional feminist”….how could you resist?

No man wants a woman that has the mental makeup of a man.

These types want to dominate….to compete.

Hilarious in a way.

But just another female archetype which characterizes the modern dating economy.

Don’t forget,

There are some “wealthy” people with access to more romantic experiences and some “poor” who have access to few or none. But while the situation for women is something like an economy with some poor, some middle class, and some millionaires, the situation for men is closer to a world with a small number of super-billionaires surrounded by huge masses who possess almost nothing. According to the Hinge analyst:

On a list of 149 countries’ Gini indices provided by the CIA World Factbook, this would place the female dating economy as 75th most unequal (average—think Western Europe) and the male dating economy as the 8th most unequal (kleptocracy, apartheid, perpetual civil war—think South Africa).

Link to article:

Inequality matching “apartheid”.

This is the inequality men face in the current sexual market.

As that market progressively finds its new home in the online realm this inequality will continue to climb.

Why would any self respecting man want to play that game.

It it any wonder the pick up artists are going out of business?

But this article is for those guys who continually find themselves returning to the online cesspools.

The ones who just can’t seem to grow some brass balls and go monk mode (see MGTOW Monk Mode).

The Opportunity Costs of the Online Cesspools

The first one is very obvious.

A man spends time and attention on the platforms which he could have allocated elsewhere.

A hobby, skills, reading, exercise…..anything.

Don’t forget….your time is scarce. All the time you spend swiping…it’s never coming back.

And I can tell you with 100% conviction that the you will see no return (if not a negative return on that time spent chasing on these apps):

Suppose the man who finally manages to get that obese single mother to meet up with him after days of giving away his time and attention….

“Ah, how my efforts have paid off”…he then proceeds into a relationship.

He then moves in with the single mom and her “kiddos”.

Now the simp is responsible for the care of another man’s children.

His expenses are high….his stress is higher.

“But anything to fulfill my lusts”, the simp thinks to himself.

Negative return.

Or perhaps a man decides to Chad himself out.

Professional photographs, months of lifting (nothing wrong with lifting)…..

And then this simp finally manages to reel in a broken 6 swiping on bumblow.

You become infatuated….eventually the simp propose (to a broken woman).

In this case the opportunity cost is massive, as the probability of divorce rape is high.

“The rate of suicide among persons who are divorced or separated is usually reported as about 2.4 times greater than the suicide rate for married persons.”

In some cases it’s a life or death matter.

Negative return.

Many men just can’t resist the plantation. All that i’m saying is that if you don’t have it in you to go MGTOW or monk mode for a period of time, please avoid searching for a mate on these apps.

The woman who use these platforms are inherently not worthy of commitment and are a risk to your peace of mind and future.

If you must seek a woman, do so in church (caveats there too)…..or abroad away from the toxicity of western feminism.

That’s all I am saying.

Talk to you guys soon.

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