Simp of The Week (#2)

Welcome back to another addition of simp of the week.

And coming in atop our simp charts is none other than….

Daniel Zamora.

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Simp Zamora on the right

You see Danny boy here got married to his lovely wife Brittany Zemora  back in 2015.

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“Happily ever after”, thought Danny

Danny married the love of his life…..a princess school teacher guaranteed to provide him with happiness in perpetuity.

Unfortunately Danny’s happily ever after fair tale came crashing down in 2019….

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Princess Brittany cheating on hubby with one of her students

Princess Brittany: Wyd?’

Student: ‘Thinking about your sexy self’ and added two pink heart emojis.

Princess Brittany: “Aww baby (love heart eyes emoji) I wish you were with me”

Student: “I want u bby. (sic).. when can we f**k again? (2 heart face emojis)”

Princess Brittany: “I want you too baby so bad! Whenever we can you know I’m down,’ with a red heart emoji.”

Princess Brittany: “Like you for real get sexier to me every day lol.”

Student: “I want to f**k you so bad baby those times weren’t enough”

Princess Brittany: “Me neither baby! I want you every day with no time limit.’

“In 2019, Brittany pleaded guilty to sexual conduct with a (13 year old) minor, public sexual indecency and molestation of a child while teaching at Las Brisas Elementary School in Goodyear.”

At this point we have to feel some sympathy for old Danny boy.

After years of taking the blue pill he did what any reasonable man would do….

Committed himself to a lifetime of providership in honor to serve Brittany…the pedophile princess.

But no…

  • “Daniel stayed by Brittany’s side throughout her arrest and trial
  • He called the victim’s family to beg that the situation be handled out of court before Brittany was arrested”

The loyalty.

The devoition.

The love!

There is nothing Danny wouldn’t do for his princess.

And one would think that Danny would be awarded for his altruistic efforts….

Brittany Zamora, 29, filed for divorce from her husband, Daniel Zamora, nearly one year after she was sentenced to 20 years behind bars. 

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In the court documents, Brittany checked a box reading, ‘Our marriage is broken beyond repair (“irretrievably broken”) and there is no hope of reconciliation.’

Danny boy….


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