Simp of The Week (#9)

Let’ssss get ready to simppp (Buffer voice).


Well at least not as cringe as the simp I’m about to introduce you to.

This simp comes in the form of an ex boyfriend chasing the girl who left him.

Here we go.

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“Answer me.”

“Let’s meet up for coffee.”

Someone needs to riddle this guy the truth….

She doesn’t want you anymore.

She is most likely headed back to the carousel.

Walk away like a strong man.

“I bet you’re cheating on me right now.”



It is not your concern anymore.

Walk away and don’t look back.

Don’t even entertain the thought of cuckholdry (something that is trying to be normalized in our current society).

“But she probably did cheat.”

I can already hear you guys.


This simp needs a bro to remind him…..“out of sight out of mind.” or “Ignorance is bliss.”

I understand rejection can hurt….but don’t sacrifice your dignity.

That right there is a habit of simpery.

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The simp rollercoaster

“I just want to talk to my beautiful girlfriend.”

Ah, the compliments….a favorite in the simp arsenal.

But to the simps dismay….the compliments are met with further silence.

Time for simp rage.

“Whatever, I am better without you. You could never turn me on, fat pig.”

I actually laughed after reading that.

She probably is fat.

In fact likely morbidly obese.

But the bro just can’t give it up.

“I hope you get another eating disorder, and die of an overdose.”

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“I am going to make a missing person report if you don’t respond.”

“Come on I miss you.”

From “fat pig….I hope you die.” to “I miss you.” in just a few simp seconds.

Quite the volatile simp.

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Just lol at this point.

“You’re such a whore, you deserve whatever happens to you.” 

And then the simp’s beloved queen responds,

“Are you threatening me.”

Was it worth it bro?

Your simping is now tip-toeing against the long arms of the law.

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Psycho Simp

“You shouldn’t ignore your boyfriend, slut.”

“Did you tell my cousin I got in a car accident?”

The line between psycho and simp is very thin.

In fact I’ll go out on a limb here and say simping is a form of psychosis.

The simp mistakingly projects ideals like perfection on to often mediocre and “fat pig” women.

Walk away.

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It’s over bro.

“Ok. I get it. You just want me to work harder for you.”

Work harder for yourself.

Get off the phone and stop humiliating yourself.

Go lift some weights, work on a skill, have some self dignity.

“I’ve filed a police report.”

And there you have it.

Simping of epic proportions.

I am considering changing up the Sunday post to something else soon.

Perhaps feminazi of the week, resource of the week, or something else.

Sometimes it’s good to change it up.

Ideas welcome.

If you guys are enjoying this format as is just let me know and I’ll wait to change it for a bit.


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  1. Remind me of my first gf and my blue-pill-self, hit myself every times I remember any of that.

    I’d like to see resource of the week.
    I also want to hear from other how they turn their way, what did they archive when focus on themself.

    Btw, I think your blog should have someway to sort post (by time). On mobile I cannot load more than 10 posts (keep loading for 30 mins) so it’s very inconvenient if newcomers want to read from start after first post they read (my personal experience). On PC everything is showed but the order is messed up (3 newest posts push down to the end of the homepage). That’s all.

    Thank you for what you’re doing. Have a nice day.

      1. Just check the archives tab, it works now. First time I visited that tab, the links leaded me to wordpress domain and I cannot jump to the next post. Thank you Mikey.

      2. No problem, what you’re doing is great, bro. Just a little help from me so late arrivals will have their best chance to live a worthy life and don’t waste as many years as we did. Unfortunate, I am not a famous influencer so I can’t do anymore to help spreading this blog. God bless you.

  2. Simping is not necessarily the sign of a present psycho….however if you continue to simp there is a strong possibility you will BECOME a psycho. Like if you sat down to a chess championship and they keep changing the rules, putting peices back on the board and even denying prizes when you should have won,the frustration will turn you into leather face.

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